[Epub] Highfire By Eoin Colfer – Horsebackridingnorthcarolina.us

Highfire From The New York Times Bestselling Author Of The Artemis Fowl Series Comes A Hilarious And High Octane Adult Novel About A Vodka Drinking, Flashdance Loving Dragon Who Lives An Isolated Life In The Bayous Of Louisiana And The Raucous Adventures That Ensue When He Crosses Paths With A Fifteen Year Old Troublemaker On The Run From A Crooked SheriffIn The Days Of Yore, He Flew The Skies And Scorched Angry Mobs Now He Hides From Swamp Tour Boats And Rises Only With The Greatest Reluctance From His Laz Z Boy Recliner Laying Low In The Bayou, This Once Magnificent Fire Breather Has Been Reduced To Lighting Marlboros With Nose Sparks, Swilling Absolut In A Flashdance T Shirt, And Binging Netflix In A Fishing Shack For Centuries, He Struck Fear In Hearts Far And Wide As Wyvern, Lord Highfire Of The Highfire Eyrie Now He Goes By Vern Howeverhe Has Survived, Unlike The Rest He Is The Last Of His Kind, The Last Dragon Still, No Amount Of Vodka Can Drown The Loneliness In His Molten Core Vern S Glory Days Are Long Gone Or Are They A Canny Cajun Swamp Rat, Young Everett Squib Moreau Does What He Can To Survive, Trying Not To Break The Heart Of His Saintly Single Mother He S Finally Decided To Work For A Shady Smuggler But On His First Night, He Witnesses His Boss Murdered By A Crooked ConstableRegence Hooke Is Not Just A Dirty Cop, He S A Despicable Human Being Who Happens To Want Squib S Momma In The Worst Way When Hooke Goes After His Hidden Witness With A Grenade Launcher, Squib Finds Himself Airlifted From Certain Death By A Dragon The Swamp Can Make Strange Bedfellows, And Rather Than Be Fried Alive So The Dragon Can Keep His Secret, Squib Strikes A Deal With The Scaly Apex Predator He Can Act As His Go Between Aka Familiar Fetch His Vodka, Keep Him Company, Etc In Exchange For Protection From Hooke Soon The Three Of Them Are Careening Headlong Toward A Combustible Confrontation There S About To Be A Fiery Reckoning, In Which Either Dragons Finally Go Extinct Or Vern S Glory Days Are BackA Triumphant Return To The Genre Bending Fantasy That Eoin Colfer Is So Well Known For, Highfire Is An Effortlessly Clever And Relentlessly Funny Tour De Force Of Comedy And Action